I couldn't sleep last night. Nightmares about people on diets not eating donuts, so I crawled back into bed just as Oz was waking up to go to work. The mor...

As promised, here is great cop and donut story number one. Pictured above is half of my family. This picture is old, I have more wrinkles now, and that lit...

I know, I know, I know before I even write this that I'm going to catch some flack for this. It is no mystery that there is a tiny stereotype about cops and...

It's winter in the Midwest, the time when we like to bulk up. You know the drill, macaroni and cheese, brisket, bacon, kettle chips,...DONUTS. We like to p...